Lesson On How To Get And Keep Your Man - by Funke Akindele

Submission is the first and most critical lesson women ought to learn. The man is the head and he deserves respect, don’t shove your mentality of ‘anything you can do I can do better’ ability in his face. 

Humble yourself to the laws of nature, society and religion. If women learn to say ‘Yes Sweetie’ to their men requests, desires and instructions life shall be good. It doesn’t make you a lesser being, just a lesser pain. 

Appearances are very important and every woman should embrace. From hair to nails to clothes to shoes successful women have perfected the art of capturing the essence of femininity in appearance. A majority of women tend to focus more on perfecting fake accents, than their appearance. Yes, you may sound like Paris Hilton, but if you dress like a slut, it’s not going to happen!

Sex....love...huh? Someone made the postulation that women give sex for love and men give love for sex. Sex is not love. One is an emotion the other an action. Yes they are intertwined but separable.

Imagine seeing a pair of shoes and realizing you want to get your feet in them shoes over & over again. You buy the shoes and are highly comfortable in them. Then as you innocently walk along the street, you see another pair that you just can’t stop looking at, wondering what it would be like to be in them, even if it’s just for an hour or two. You resist, knowing that you are committed to your wonderful pair but the ‘what would it be like to be in them’ and the ‘just try them on, you don’t have to buy them’ thoughts keep haunting your mind.

Then after much cognitive struggle you give in and try them on. You slip into them; wearing socks of course because you have no intention of buying them so must protect them and your feet too, walk around the shop & look in the mirror, then you take them off, leave them at the shop and walk away in your favorite pair of shoes.

It’s therefore clear to understand that just because a man sleeps with you it doesn’t mean he loves you, and just because a man sleeps with another woman, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t love you. This is an understanding women should have and don’t stress your man for he is always going to come back to you.

You get what you deserve I have often heard some women whine that ‘Men are not gentlemen’ and that they’ve ‘kissed many frogs but none have turned into a Prince’…the answer is simple, do you behave like a lady in the first place to be treated like one or are you a princess deserving of a prince? 

I believe that one subconsciously relays impulses of how others should treat them. It’s highly involuntary and explains how one lady is treated differently from another by the same person. If you expect to be treated like a lady then you must act like a lady; shouting in a bar and drinking yourself to the ground shan’t aid your plight, nor will having a fake accent and not using deodorant. If you want to be treated like a queen then you must make your man feel like a king; psychological reciprocation is a puissant tool that many overlook, use it.

Women want it all but aren’t prepared to get their hands or knees dirty for it (for the pervs who horned in on the ‘knees’ bit I meant kneeling in respect,  not fellatio…although that too could elicit the royal treatment). Women should kneel for their men and their men in return crown them as their queens

Don’t make the bedroom a boring place. Sadly the society has never allowed its women to be free about their sexuality and this has worked against them. Fortunately it’s never too late to learn new ways to thrust your pelvis, grind the garlic, choke the bishop (I love chess) or making the beast with two backs.

Information is widely available on the internet, video library, and book. Sex is no longer the taboo it once was when we were growing up, homosexuality is now openly discussed; contraceptives are displayed in the open and even sold at supermarkets so there is no excuse.

When you satisfy a man’s sexually, he won’t stray, he will always come back home. So before you call your man useless, a dog or a good for nothing useless dog, ask yourself this ‘Have I given my dog an irresistible bone that will ensure he comes home?

Posted by Blessing Eremionkhale

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