Are
you one of those people who spent all their lives searching looking for
their soulmates, but failed to find them? Don’t let death get in the
way of finding that perfect someone. Sign up on Ghostsingles.com, a new
and improved dating website where life and its troubles are issues of
the past and death is only the beginning.
Believe
it or not, now that you’re a ghost, you have a real shot at love.
Instead of worrying about serious issues like lack of time for a real
relationship and financial problems, all you need to think about these
days are questions like “does my b*tt look too transparent” or “if a
person died in the 1850s and I died in the 1920s, does that make them
too old for me?” You can meet other single and lonely dead folks through
GhostSingles.com, a fantastic website dedicated to all the ghosts out
there, no matter what century they died in. If you’ve ever dreamed of
dating someone like Marylin Monroe, Marie Antoinette or even Cleopatra,
this is your chance.
Wondering
what you should write in your Ghost Singles bio? Well, everyone seems
keen on providing details about how horribly, tragically, mysteriously
or suddenly they died, so you could go with that, or if you’re really
feeling creative, you could write about how you plan on spending
eternity, and how interested ghosts would fit into your plans. Haunting
houses together, scaring the life out of small children, that sort of
thing. Don’t forget to mention the year you died in, your height (both
when standing and floating) and add a photo of your living self. No
matter what those pesky Ghostbusters say, ghosts don’t photograph very
well. If you’re feeling reluctant to join, feel free to start by going
to the online chat room and get to know other like-minded ghosts.
Registration
on Ghost Singles is free, but they ban any living person trying to get
access to their database of the dead, so don’t even bother if you still
have a pulse. For further questions, you can get in touch with the
ghosts behind Ghost Singles through a gypsy with the help of “tea leaves
in the shape of a goat”, through a psychic , and strangely enough, even
by email.
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